have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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