just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
