She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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