dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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