he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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