Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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