Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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