she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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