you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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