Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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