You're my little dorito
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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