Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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