So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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