I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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