walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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