Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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