So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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