Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I touched a dick in church today
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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