i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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