I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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