Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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