rhymes with "ouble enetration"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
