are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
