dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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