she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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