This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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