I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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