Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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