I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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