Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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