Dude my mom stole all your condoms
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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