Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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