remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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