But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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