Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Plan B is the new Plan A
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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