So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Let's get the cat blown out
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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