If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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