id be glad to
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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