i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We’re leaving where are you
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