Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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