guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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