dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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