So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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