ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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