Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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