i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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