Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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