I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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