Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
