when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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