i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I understand Curling. That high.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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